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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite

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I left work at 8:15pm tonight

Which means it’s CAMPUS VISIT DAY STAGING WEEK (read: big event I’m in charge of is on Saturday). I drank a large coke from McDonalds on the way home because I still had a shit ton of work to do at home…turns out that it wasn’t as much as I thought because now I’m just sitting here…awake.

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  • #i'm being a whiny baby #sorry #but not really #work life #the struggle #personal
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  • #working on my fitness #work out #fitness #back at it
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Tomorrow’s the day that I start back on this working out/training/whatever nonsense. I’m tired of being tired and I need to get back at it.

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  • #now I just need to find my motivation #personal
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itsphiladelphia:

Guys, I went on a date. I’m not sure what’s going on but I know it was fun.

Update: he decided to get back with his ex even though he had a “fantastic” time on our date.

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Guys, I went on a date. I’m not sure what’s going on but I know it was fun.

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